The Last Resort Report

The children all were cared for — all the sons and daughters.

They got held and cuddled and petted, and got all their foods and waters.

They even got some treats, just like they said they oughters,

And then they played in the sink, like a deranged bunch of otters.

A few sat in my lap, Kindle and Bear and Butters,

And then about six more jumped in, all the little nutters,

And Sparks and Velvet joined them, and played nice with all the udders,

So sayeth the spry Randolfo, the other Smudders' brudder.

Poem by Randy Cromwell